No Reservations...

By Me...

They say slow and steady wins the race, but

if we keep up this pace -

we might lose our place

at dinner.

"Quick" - he says,

"open your shirt,"

before I could say no, well -

there went my skirt.

Down by the front door, at the bottom of the stairs.

He never even noticed all the neighbors and their stares.

I meant to close that window, but now it's so fogged.

Glass look so wet I think the wall's waterlogged.

Lessons in love, baby let me teach you.

He said, "I got this third leg, and it's tryna reach you."

And so I reach back,

Dammit - he's stacked.

Baby are you sure that your thang can handle these backs?

Yeah, he is - and I know he's ready

I turn around, grab the rail,

Squeeze it tight and steady

He - grips my mouth tryna muffle my screams

And - holds my hip, so he can

feel me squeam.

Then I - reach my climax

And start to moan -

"Yes! Aw shit - NO!"

Damn, my roommate came home...